Oh my god!! My eyes!! My eyes-vey: The absolute last person who should ever appear in a dirty(porno)movie?

you know, Shaquille O'Neill has a sex tape. That would be high on my list, but at the same time I'd be somewhat curious to see it from a freak-of-nature perspective. Kind of like driving by a car crash and not being able to look away from the grotesque carnage on display.